Women don’t get to vote anymore, sorry!
And it’s all because one conservative influencer told men to stop watching porn.
We just really can’t have women voting anymore. Too emotional. Too easily deceived. They should focus on raising children, as long as they don’t scold their sons about watching porn.
I love post-election discourse. Everyone is so normal, and no one ever overreacts. See for yourself below, where we’ll go over Allie Beth Stuckey, Candace Owens, Kyle Kulinski, and young Dems.
FROM THE RIGHT WING:
THE FEMININE MYSTIQUE: Something truly unexpected: Porn is a lightning rod among men of deep faith! Allie Beth Stuckey,1 pretty much the poster girl for traditional, faith-driven, gospel-spreading anti-feminism, had the audacity to mention the negative impact porn is having on young men. I kinda thought we all agreed on this. Not so! A new fissure appears: driven by men who endorse Stuckey’s views, but disapprove of the messenger. Porn is bad, they admit, but I only want a man to tell me that. Why, they ask, isn’t she talking about how women behave? (She does. Almost exclusively). Her physical presence on that stage is actually taking away an opportunity for a man to be up there, one pastor argues. A relationship coach — former J6 political prisoner — offered this:
A lot of God-fearing public-facing women came to her defense — Riley Gaines, Liz Wheeler — and Stuckey stood her ground. This misalignment between men and women on the religious right is nothing to scoff at. I’ll tell you why.
THE FEMININE MISTAKE: Because of the drama I laid out above, I was unfazed seeing calls to repeal the 19th Amendment as election results rolled in. Rachel Janfaza from The Up and Up just so happened to be the Substacker holding the kindling — “I was just sharing NBC exit polls” — that sparked this blaze.
“This is exactly the type of rhetoric that just pisses young women off … Republicans risk further alienating young women who they’re already performing really poorly with.” (Read Rachel’s piece here, it’s heavy on the insight.)
The Venn diagram between the men who took issue with Stuckey and men who are advocating for women to lose the right to vote? Pretty much a circle. The lecture about porn set the screen, but it was the choices made by women voters that cleared the lane for a slam dunk. Pastor Dale Partridge called the 19th a “moral and political tragedy” favoring the return of the “household vote” (exactly what it sounds like). Pastor Joel Webbon went with this false choice: save your country or allow women to vote … “But you cannot do both.”
CATCH HER IF YOU CANDACE:. Despite being disavowed by former colleagues and friends — and even being blamed for Republicans’ losses this week — Candace Owens’ podcast just charted at #1 on PodScribe,2 leading Owens to thank the man she claims is actually Brigitte Macron. The episodes she’s dedicated to her “investigation” of Charlie Kirk’s assassination are closing in on 90M views. In these streams, she’s pointed her sword at trans people, Israel, Egypt, the FBI, Trump, Mormons, before finally arriving at the conclusion yesterday that it was “an inside job” at Kirk’s Turning Point USA. A few innocents have involuntarily become caught in her web of conspiracy, like a UVU soccer player who had to exonerate himself on Twitter for wearing a hoodie and sunglasses.
FROM THE LEFT WING:
A DARK KNIGHT RISES: Remember when Joe Biden was called Dark Brandon on the rare occasions he had something shady to say? Going to the dark side is all about subverting expectations, embracing your inner demons, and being bad for a change. So I’m here to report: Dark Woke is back — and it’s found a flesh vessel.
Progressive YouTuber Kyle Kulinski has been trespassing through Erika Kirk’s leather-clad grief to relentlessly troll JD Vance. He’s turning whispers shared about the pair’s somewhat cozy interactions into openly asserting that they’re secretly getting it on. Kulinski put up 8M views on an AI picture of JD and Erika getting married. When conservatives (even ones in Congress) object, he shoots back: “Edgy jokes are fine for you but not for leftists?” His fans are loving it. And Kyle does not give a flying frittata about their feelings: “They do not like it when a lefty tells the truth … Go fuck yourself.”
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE: This is the second side of the mass-exodus coin I wrote about on election night. While MAGA adherents are advocating for Florida to erect its own border wall to keep northern political refugees out, young New Yorkers are “directing traffic” and encouraging people (Barstool employees) to flee. “Just go go go, sell as fast as you can, don’t wait for a good price, just sell it before the mob burns it down” — of course this is tongue and cheek, but it reminds us of the double threat that is millennial sarcasm and existential awareness that home ownership is a luxury that remains out of reach for most. Perhaps in Mamdani’s first act of socialism, the vacated townhouses will be redistributed among the working class. Could you imagine? Lol.
IMPEACHY KEEN: Young Democrats have frequently been upsold on the value of moral victories in their political experience. Someone who voted for the first time this week was only 11 when the last “blue wave” demonstrated the power of electoral victories. So many TikTok creators rushed to share the good news: “This is what happens when you participate! We win everything! There are more of us!” It was like something just … clicked. And it opened up a world of possibilities — about what’s on the table if they put their energy into Texas in 2026 or about the chance that Dems could take back Congress and go for impeachment (something that had not occurred to most). As user DaVillanUMade put it, “I’m finding my will to live again.”
LOOSE ENDS:
📝 Word I learned today: grundoon
expendable, low-life creatures; a low-intelligence worker — “They think Trump’s a passing summer storm and you’re just grundoons they can herd back into controlled opposition once he’s gone.” (Steve Bannon, War Room)
📰 Something you should read today: A Little-Noted Element Propelled Mamdani’s Rise: Gen Z Loneliness — Emma Goldberg and Benjamin Oreskes
🕵️ Someone you should know today: I do feel like I have to share that the daughter who was doing Cuomo’s content in the days leading up to the election is a “Divine Alignment Cheerleader (life coach friend)” who offers sessions in energetic protection, sleep support, soul-nourishing space creation, and more for $111/hr.
🥹 Something to make you smile today: I take your “touch grass” and raise you “touch cow.” This young bull aggressively mounted another cow shortly after this tender moment. Nature is amazing …
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